The Ultimate Test

I think I've found a test for drunkness- drunkitude, some have called it in the past- better than the "Can I feel my teeth?" test. I call it the "Can I read slash dot without closing one eye?" test. The way it works is, you go to slash dot, that's .org not .com, (I suppose you could use any internet site with text at or near twelve point font) and you see if you are able to read it without your vision blurring with both eyes open. If not, then you, my friend, are indeed drunk. Note: I have not tried this under the influence of any other mind altering chemicals. That is all.