Interesting Occurance

(00:38:05) xander: I figured out how to get a girl to tell you she likes you
(00:38:15) xander: Tell her you're gay
(00:38:37) bookmunkie: Oh, fuck
(00:38:42) bookmunkie: This has got to be a good story
(00:40:28) xander: Ok, so, at the end of work tonight, I was walking to back to the timeclocks and stuff with an associate of mine
(00:42:20) xander: When we got to the lockers, her phone was ringing. She said it was her asshole x-boyfriend, Mike. And because I'm either retarded or really clever, I said, "that's funny, my x-boyfriend's name is Mike."
(00:42:51) bookmunkie: heh
(00:43:04) xander: She turned to me with an interesting look on her face and said, "Oh shit, don't tell me you're gay"
(00:43:17) xander: I shook my head no
(00:44:02) xander: She said, "Oh good, I wouldn't have wasted all this time hitting on you"
(00:44:17) bookmunkie: Sweet
(00:44:26) bookmunkie: That is the best story you've ever told me
(00:44:30) bookmunkie: What happened next?
(00:44:45) xander: I'm such a loser. I don't even know when people people are hitting on me
(00:44:54) bookmunkie: I think that's just a guy thing
(00:45:10) bookmunkie: I never know, and Mom'll be like, "She was totally flirting with you"
(00:45:27) xander: we walked out the front doors, with me turning all red and stuff and me trying to explain that I had no idea she liked me
(00:45:31) xander: lol
(00:46:24) xander: if someone says they like me, my first responce is, what's wrong with you?
(00:47:36) bookmunkie: So, did you get her number?
(00:48:00) xander: No, I was in to much shock