My Epiphany

I'm sure some of you cats have read this before but I'm gonna post it anyway. Another silly rant from the past.

My Epiphany

In an infinite space with infinite possible arrangements of energy and matter, having infinite variations of physical laws and constants to act upon them there is an infinite number of possible situations.

Thus proving that somewhere:

a. There is a God.

b. There is not a God.

c. Every one’s beliefs are correct.

d. No one’s beliefs are correct.

e. The square root of four is negative two.

f. The square root of four is two.

g. Somewhere there is a 40 foot tall weasel running backward up a staircase, simultaneously, singing the national anthem in every language at once, sucking on a burning frozen pop-cycle flavored like green love smarnickles, having a hysterectomy, inventing the wheel, discovering fire, and dreaming about Meg Ryan, at, before, and after the second you read this.

h. Somewhere, absolutely none of the above stated is true, including the thesis, thus, negating all of existence, and falsifying anything I have said and will ever say.

Conclusion: everything you know is wrong.